28/02/2008

Jolie & Pitt To Have French Child

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt will have their next child in France.

That's a brilliant idea. If there are some nationalities you haven't adopted yet, just have your biological kids in those countries. Sorted!

Despite rumours the pair are expecting twins, it is now said that there will be just one girl to add to their growing family.

Shame, or they could've had the first kid in a car heading to the Spanish border and then drive over before the second one pops out. Two nationalities in one. That's not birthing hard, it's birthing smart.

The next time she has twins she should hang around near national boundaries more. Although be careful which. You don't want to give birth while cross the Israel-Palestine border.

That could redefine sibling rivalry.

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