27/02/2008

Paris Has New Man

Oh no. It's so upsetting...

Paris Hilton has a new boyfriend, Benji Madden. And as they say up north, "You'd have to be a Madden to go out with her."

Whenever you start dating someone you worry that you're not as good in the bedroom as their former boyfriends, but luckily for Benji he can just check the videos.

Benji is the twin brother of Joel who is dating Paris's friend, 26/02/2008. They've had matching accessories in the past, but this is taking it a bit far.

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