04/04/2008

Amy Winehouse Has Manky Face

Amy Winehouse with impetigo on her manky faceAmy Winehouse has been forced to take time off work after she was diagnosed with impetigo.

Oh no, that's means you can't kiss her. Shame!

Worryingly the treatment for impetigo is a course of antibiotics, and if you're taking antibiotics you can't drink. Amy Winehouse can't drink!

The bars in Camden will go out of business.

Impetigo isn't quite as cool as her drug and drink problem. So I don't think we can expect a song saying...

"They tried to make me go to Lloyd's The Pharmacist, I said, 'mmer, meer, mrr'!"

She was trying to say "No, no, no," but with all that impetigo it's a bit mumbled.

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