14/07/2010

Vince Vaughn's Baby Time

Vince Vaughn and his new wife Kyla Weber have announced they are expecting a baby.

That means she is pregnant, not that she is expecting one to be dropped off any day now. She's not Angelina Jolie.

The pair, who married in a private ceremony in Chicago in January, are said to be 'thrilled' by the news. The star of Wedding Crashers has kept his relationship with the 30-year-old estate agent low key.

Well, she is an estate agent. You can't blame him for keeping that quiet.

Having said that, I went out with an estate agent once and it was great. They have such a way with words. She didn't think I had a small willy, she said it was, "compact with potential".

Although she also said it would look better if I had an extension.
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Who Had Robert Pattinson For Dinner?

Twilight star Robert Pattinson has revealed that he was bitten by a lion on the set of his new film.

But teenage girls can breathe easy - the British actor revealed the 'gentle' animal had no teeth. Pattinson, who plays a circus worker in Francis Lawrence's film Water for Elephants, has shot scenes with a number of animals for the film.

No teeth! He was sucked by a lion. I think there are websites for people into that.

That's nice that lions with no teeth can still find work. In mankind the only thing you can do if you have no teeth is join the Pogues.
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