25/08/2010

Tiger Woods' Divorce

Tiger Woods and his wifey, Elin Nordegren, have been granted a divorce. That's a shame. I had a good feeling about those two.

Details of the settlement have been kept secret, but Elin had been demanding up to £500million. Wow. £500million because he slept with a few women. That makes Peter Crouch's £800 to sleep with an escort seem like a bargain.

He had affairs with around 20 models. Tiger by name. Heck, Woods by name...

I didn't know golfers were seen as that sexy. Footballers I understand, but golfers are men who spend all their time working out how to get into a hole with the fewest strokes. Isn't that the opposite of what women want?

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