30/05/2011

Ladies Are GaGa For Baby Food

Lady GaGaLady GaGa's rumoured 'goo diet' has allegedly caused a dramatic rise in sales of baby food.

This is her diet where you basically eat what a baby would eat. I am assuming that's only babies who have stopped breast feeding. Ew, there's an image.

Since sources close to the singer indicated that she substitutes meals with infant puree while on tour, supermarkets have reported a surge in such products.

A baby food diet for someone with her surname is rather fitting. I bet she's glad she isn't called Donald Trump.

According to grocery website Ocado, sales of Heinz Mum's Own Creamed Porridge have risen by 100%.

Heinz Mum's Own Creamed Porridge? So it really is breast milk?

They also report that pasta and spaghetti bolognese purees have increased by 87%.

Health experts have warned that the diet could be dangerous.

Well if this diet is dangerous, forget Lady GaGa, why are we letting innocent little babies eat this stuff!

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