16/06/2011

Hugh Hefner's Wedding Is Off

Hugh Hefner's Wedding Is OffBad news. The marriage of Hugh Hefner and his young bride Crystal Harris has been called off.

That's a shame. I thought it was going to be the perfect wedding. You know the old saying about weddings, that you need, "something old, something new, something borrowed, something blue"? Well, Hugh was technically the first and fourth on that list.

Apparently, Crystal decided to call off the wedding because she had been having "second thoughts" for some time.

She's a Playboy bunny, so even having "first" thoughts was breaking with tradition. But you can't blame her, she is 25 years old, he is 85 years old.

She wouldn't have been the first newly wed bride to get stuck into changing nappies, but they didn't even have kids.

But at the same time, I honestly feel sorry for Hugh. For all I know, while I make my little glib comments, he could be really hurting. He probably thought she'd be with him for the rest of his life. Well, at his age, when he buys a bag of salad he probably thinks it could be with him for the rest of his life.

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