18/07/2011

Marilyn Monroe Statue

I hope he doesn't think it's raining!A 26ft sculpture of Marilyn Monroe in her most famous pose has been unveiled on Chicago's Magnificent Mile.

That's the pose where her skirt is blown up into the air. But in the film where this happened she's stood on an air vent so it makes sense. With this statue you can see there is no air blowing up. So it just looks like she's doing a wicked fart.

Passers-by wasted little time positioning themselves under her billowing skirt to get a view of Monroe in the same stance as she appeared in the 1955 film The Seven Year Itch.

That's odd. If I saw anyone from a film with the word "itch" in its title I wouldn't go near their pants.

Some of the people who had a look up there were surprised by what they saw. But not in a Lady GaGa way. One said: "I would have expected to see something flat there, and we wouldn't see her undergarments."

Now there's a guy who's never got laid.

But 52-year-old Pam Jennelle, of Orlando, Florida, could not understand how anyone could be offended or uncomfortable with the sculpture, saying: "They're perfectly proper white lace panties."

I'm with Pam on this, I don't know how people can think it's offensive. It doesn't matter what you see up there, it's not real. And I mean, how on Earth would anyone manage to do rude things to something that size? Come on, use your head!

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