14/08/2011

Kerry Katona Wants More Babies

The front page of The People today has, "Kerry: I want more kids... but the thing you first need to have is... sex."

Some people would say you should also have a partner, a stable home, a job or even sobriety, but you go for it Kerry.

If she's saying that as a way of hinting that she wants sex she has really misunderstood blokes. Saying, "I'm looking to have a baby. So who wants some?" has never been a good way to convince a man to get randy.

To be honest, if you want to talk a guy into bed, don't talk. Just act like you're drunk and in the mood for some fun.

Oh, hang on. So that's what she was doing when she was interviewed on This Morning? Ah, good plan Katona.
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