29/10/2011

Man Has Donkey Hooker

Man Has Donkey HookerA man in Zimbabwe, who was caught having sex with a donkey, stunned a court by claiming that the animal was in fact a hooker he pulled from a nightclub.

Wow. Back up there. He was caught having sex with a donkey? I bet he felt a massive ass.

And that's an odd defence. If someone accuses you of having sex with a donkey most people would deny it, not say, "Yes, I had sex, but I had to pay for it with cash."

28-year-old Sunday Moyo was charged with bestiality but he told the court, "Your worship, I only came to know that I was being intimate with a donkey when I got arrested. I had hired a prostitute and paid $20 for the service at Down Town night club and I don't know how she then became a donkey."

We all know what it's like. Go to bed with a stunner but when you wake up sober the next morning, she's an utter animal.

But seriously, if you're prostitute has a hairy back, massive ears and eats apples whole, it's time to get a better prostitute.

I love this story. She starts off as a sex worker but then some how turns into a donkey. It's like a dodgy version of a Shrek film.

The magistrate remanded Moyo in custody and also ordered that he be examined by two government psychiatrists.

Quite right. He must be mental. Who'd pay to have sex with a donkey? If you buy them a few sugar lumps they'll let you do whatever you want.

>Read the source story
Share:

Get the FREE SomeNews email






"Today's Some News email is hilarious... Subscribe if you haven't yet! Top stuff" 

Twitter

LIVE SHOWS

The SomeNews Live Show
See where the SomeNews Live Show will be next.

Contact

Written/edited by Mr Steve N Allen
If you need to get in touch email info@somenews.co.uk, call 07510334318 or Skype SomeNews.co.uk. See the About SomeNews page for more info.

Followers

Blog Archive