18/06/2012

Another Naked Shopper Stunt

A supermarket on the German-Danish border was stormed by a horde of naked shoppers after offering free groceries to the first hundred punters willing to get their kit off.

These people would strip for food? There's no need for Match.com anymore, just order a Tesco delivery and invite them round.

Some customers even camped outside the new "Priss" supermarket in the hope of being among the lucky first hundred who had been promised a basket full of free groceries worth €270 if they came in the nude.

I don't know if you have ever been camping but all of a sudden this is a less sexy story. If someone hasn't showered in a while it would be worth the €270 just to get them to stay clothed.

Supermarket manager Nils Sterndorff was overwhelmed by the success of his gimmick. He said, "I never thought a hundred people would come, I thought maybe more like ten."

You were giving away food, of course they would come. If they did it in Greece they'd have thousands, and not just because they have better weather.

So many people turned up that Sterndorff had to let them in in batches of twenty.

Oh dear. Success tends to be copied and I hope this doesn't catch on. I don't want to be queing up to get into Asda behind a batch of naked shoppers. Have you seen the kind of people who shop there? Then again, they say never shop hungry. See some of that saggy arse on show and that wouldn't be an option.

Apparently it was mostly Danish shoppers, who often take advantage of the cheaper alcohol and confectionary on the German side of the border.

Oh, they buy cheap alcohol? So they were used to ending up naked across the border.

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