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North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un has announced he is married. Congratulations! Does the bride know?
The surprise announcement ends weeks of speculation about Kim's love life. Is he, isn't he... is he actually a he? There were a lot of questions.
Recently an attractive young woman was seen with the leader at some official engagements and now it looks like the luck girl has manage to get him to settle down. Well done, you've got yourself a good Un.
She is believed to be "comrade Ri Sol Ju". And now it's only a matter of time before they hear the patter of tiny feet. Which is what happens when Kim Jong Un takes his shoes off.