04/11/2012

David Cameron's Toilet Trouble

David Cameron is tough on crime, tough on the causes of crime. It's probably because he's been the victim of it.

As we found out recently, David Cameron was burgled and the thief got away with his Skoda. And if you rob a millionaire and get a Skoda, maybe you're a rubbish burglar.

But once again DC was nearly the victim. A man hid in a toilet waiting to jump out at David as a protest. I'm not sure that was the best protest. Why did he want to surprise Cameron in a toilet? No one will be there to see it, and best case scenario he shits himself, but he's in a toilet, the ideal place to do that.

Stuart Rodgers stayed in the toilet for over an hour in order to have the opportunity to heckle the Prime Minister over public sector cuts.

An hour in a toilet. Sounds like heaven. Get me a newspaper and I'd be the happiest man for 60 minutes.

A court heard that the 23-year-old activist burst into the room of the Glasgow hotel where Cameron was addressing hundreds of Conservatives, and shouted: "No ifs, no buts, no public sector cuts."

Whether you agree with his sentiment or not you have to be impressed that he managed to do it. If I'd just been sat on the toilet for an hour I wouldn't be able to do anything till the pins and needles wore off.

The newspaper didn't say how David Cameron felt about this, but I can't imagine he was too flustered. He has the look of a man who has been the victim of many a toilet ambush when he was at school. Well, his face certainly looks like it's been flushed down some toilets.

He was sentenced to 100 hours of community service. The protester, I mean. Not David Cameron. He's not doing that much to help communities.

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