04/01/2013

Kate Middleton's Biscuit Cure

File under: Yet more news about the fact that the Duchess of Cambridge is pregnant.

Apparently Kate Middleton has been eating lavender shortbread biscuits to help with her acute morning sickness. Well, isn't she just little miss perfect. Firstly, even her morning sickness is cute, and secondly, lavender shortbread biscuits? That means when she farts it's like a Glade plug-in going off.

I didn't realise but lavender has long been used as an anti-nausea remedy, although pregnant women are usually advised to administer it in the form of a few drops of oil in the bath. So instead of taking it in the usual way she has it baked into a cookie. Looks like she's been taking advice from Harry.

According to the newspapers it wasn't Harry who gave her the advice, it was her hubby's stepmother, the Duchess of Cornwall, who is known to be a fan of lavender biscuits.

And sugar cubes.

And do you know who makes these lavender shortbread biscuits? They're Prince Charles's Duchy Originals. She's eating her father-in-laws biscuits. She really has everything handed to her on a plate now.

The newspaper also listed other things that are good to prevent morning sickness, which included ginger tea, lemon balm, peppermint and nuts.

They're right. If you have a pair of nuts you aren't going to be the one who suffers from morning sickness.

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