27/02/2013

Bin Laden's Theme Park

Bin Laden's Theme ParkPakistan plans to build a $30 million amusement park and outdoor activity centre on the edge of the north-western town of Abbottabad, where U.S. special forces killed Osama bin Laden.

I think the timing is unfortunate. They should've really built it while he was still there. He spent years living off the grid with nothing to do. He would've loved an amusement park to go to. If ever I have to live off the grid, undercover, I want to do it near Chessington World of Adventure. I'd be on Rameses Revenge. And if they send in the US Navy Seals to get me, they can't, because you're not allowed to push in to the queue in Chessington's, they have signs up.

The private venture in the foothills of the Himalayas will include a zoo, water sports, a mini-golf course and rock climbing. Oh good, I'm glad there will be somewhere where you can go rock climbing... next to the Himalayas. That's like building an indoor swimming pool in Atlantis.

Credit where it's due, it took Harry Potter 8 films before it got a themed tour in Leavesden; Zero Dark Thirty made it in one.

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