24/04/2013

Woman Walks In On Tiger In The Toilet

We've all been to the toilet and had a surprise before. Maybe you dropped your phone down the loo. Maybe you forgot there was beetroot in the salad you had the day before. Maybe it was the day you found out what a glory hole was. But none of those match the shock a woman in Kansas had.

She went to the toilet while visiting a circus and found a tiger in there.

A shock? You'd sh*t yourself. But good news, you're already in the toilet.

On the website I found this story on it said, "The big cat had escaped from the ring." And I thought, "Really? How did it fit up there in the first place?"

So, the tiger had escaped and headed straight to the bathroom, because you should never pass up a chance. Circus staff blocked off the concourses but one woman, Jenna Krehbiel, walked through the one door that hadn't been locked. She said, "You don't expect to go in a bathroom door, have it shut behind you and see a tiger walking toward you."

Jenna "Well, Duh!" Krehbiel makes a good point. If I saw that I'd assume I was back on meth.

Chris Bird, manager at the Bicentennial Center, said, "Once she saw the tiger, I'm sure she knew to go the other way."

I'm not so sure. It's hard to remember what you're meant to do when faced with certain wild animals. There's one type of bear when you're meant to play dead, and another one when you have to climb a tree. I think there was something about sharks that they are attracted to the scent of urine. So that's what you do when faced with a tiger in the bathroom. Wait till the smell of the wee-wee attracts a shark and set it on the tiger.

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