17/05/2013

Man Dies of Wasp Love

A man in Sweden has died after having sex with a hornet's nest.

Did it have HIV? Wow, shocker!

No, a 35-year-old man was discovered with 146 stings on his body, of which 54 were on his genitals.

I can't help thinking one of his mates will be at the funeral sobbing, "Why didn't he listen!? I didn't say, 'Get yourself a horNET...'"

He was left so bloated by the fatal incident, neighbours mistook him for a whale carcass when they saw his inflamed body lying on a lawn.

So the moral of the story is, don't try to have sex with hornets. And if you need to be told that I should also say don't try to nail your face to a post, lick the electrified rail on The London Underground, or try to quit breathing for Lent. I'm here to help.

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