08/05/2013

Miss Hulk Smash!

Police in York are hunting a young woman who attacked a teenager while dressed as the Incredible Hulk.

Credit where it's due, that's dedication to the role. With acting like that she'd be sacked from Hollyoaks for being too good.

The woman was covered in green body paint with dyed red hair but is believed to be a white woman, in her late teens or early twenties and around 5ft 8in tall.

Well, she was 5ft 8in while in Hulk mode. Anyone who's seen the TV show will know the Hulk is taller than the normal human. So I think we should be on the look out for a woman who's about 5ft 2in.

PC Cheryl Hunter said: "This appears to have been a wholly unprovoked assault." Unprovoked? I bet something made her angry. And we wouldn't like her when she's angry.

She added: "If you witnessed the assault or can identify the woman I need to speak to about this incident, I ask that you contact the police or Crimestoppers straight away."

I think they need to check the roads heading out of the town, for a woman walking away on her own, and a piano player.

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