18/07/2013

Liam Gallagher In Love-Child Trouble

Recently I heard in the news that there was some famous rock star who has been accused of having a love child. I heard that and thought, "Oooooh, this is exciting. I wonder who it is. I love a bit of gossip. I can't wait to find out who it is."

Then today in the papers we hear it's Liam Gallagher and I thought, "....fair enough."

The anticipation was so much better then the information. When I heard Liam Gallagher was said to be the baby-daddy I thought, "I'm more shocked he doesn't have more." At a decade and a half since the 90s I was expecting to see loads of hairy-eyebrowed little knobheads walking the streets of any town Oasis gigged in.

The New York Post said Liam was at the centre of a court hearing in the city listed under "Anonymous v Anonymous". I love the sound of a court case called that. It's just a shame it's not a case where someone's being sued for identity theft.

He is being sued in New York by a woman who claims she gave birth to his daughter less than a year ago after a one-night stand.

I don't know if he is the dad or not, and I don't care. It doesn't affect our lives so we should really leave them to it. But if I am totally honest I kind of hope he isn't the dad. I hope she got drunk, had a one night stand with a famous person, kind of remembered what he looked like and sued Liam Gallagher when she got pregnant. And when they do the DNA test it'll turn out that the father is the Honey Monster.

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