26/09/2013

Nude Haunted House

A nude haunted house has opened in America. Apparently you can go there and get the willies. Although I'm not sure that's a selling point.

It means you have to strip off before you can go into the haunted house on the special Naked And Scared Challenge night at Shocktoberfest in Sinking Spring, Pennsylvania. It's more to do with practicality than eroticism. If it is really scary and you shit yourself you've saved yourself the dry cleaning bill.

A spokesperson said: "Shocktoberfest has created this experience so their customers can explore a new level of fear. This is about fear and pushing oneself out of their comfort zone. This is not about sex. No sexual misconduct, inappropriate or disrespectful behavior will be tolerated.*"

* Which means Miley Cyrus isn't invited.

They have a good point. No matter how scared you are you will feel even more scared when you're naked. And to cut a long story short, that's why I enjoyed Insidious 2 and am now banned from Cineworld.

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