25/12/2013

Pine Pants - Pants Made From Pine

Remember, the important thing here is to pay attention to the news story and not ask why I was Google for the words French and knickers...

A company in France has started producing underwear made from pine trees. I bet they smell great but the splinters are a git.

The online ethical department store sells pants that are made from recycled pine tree prunings. They used to be the bits sticking out from a tree. And now they're the things holding in a bush. It's the circle of life.

I like the idea. It's eco-friendly, economically sound, and if you shit yourself more than twice in one day no one will be able to say, "Go steady. Pants don't grow on trees you know."

Other benefits include the fact that if you want to know what the weather is going to be like just check your knickers. If they're open it'll be rainy, or something.

But best of all, if someone asks you if you have wood in your pants... (Thank you very much. I'm here all week.)

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