23/12/2013

Sweet Message Gets Weird

A child got in the news for the content of the note she left to her mum. She wrote a message to her mum that starts all very sweet but by the end it gets a little Tarantino.

The note reads: "Thank you soooo much for being my mom. If I had a different mom I would punch her in the face and go find you."

I don't know why that is so newsworthy. We've all said things that start out cute and end up being a bit odd. We've all said, "I don't know what I'd do without you," which sounded lovely, till you added, "...no really, I wouldn't." And then you look at them with a slightly too serious face.

The phrase, "I want to have your babies," is often seen as a sign of deep love when a woman says it to a man. But if a man says it to a woman she'll never let him near her kids again.

"I want to make love to you all night," can't be a bad sentiment, right? Well, say it in one of those countries where it's dark for six months of the year and it could be a cause of death.

So I say we should cut this girl some slack.

And as it's nearly Christmas I'd just like to take this time to say thank you for visiting my website for the articles, videos and podcasts. You're great. Any if anyone else tried to read my site I'd ass-punch them and set fire to their nose hair.

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