24/06/2014

The Deep Fried Doughnut Bacon Cheeseburger

I often like to marvel at the advancements mankind has made. We've produced skyscrapers, machines that can see what electrons do and the internet. But all of that was just build up to the best thing we've ever produced... The deep fried doughnut bacon cheeseburger.

For those people who think a bacon cheeseburger with a doughnut instead of a bun isn't calorific enough someone thought of deep frying it.

If you've been saving up your Weight Watchers pro points since birth you can tuck into the little snack that has enough calories to keep you going all month. And even McDonald's put a gherkin in a burger, which is almost kind of a vegetable, but the deep fried doughnut bacon cheeseburger saves you from achieving any of your 5-a-day.

While some may think that this kind of food is exactly what's wrong with society but maybe it's exactly what we need. There are two many people on the planet and in the West we're living so long we're causing a pension crisis. But if we all started eating deep fried doughnut bacon cheeseburgers we'll be dying nice and young and not having the energy to breed. Problem solved.

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