10/09/2014

She Did What On A Bike

There's a story in the news that reminds me of an old joke I learned when I was young. There were two nuns on a bike going down a cobbled road and one nun says, "I've never come this way before."
And the other nun says, "Yes, it must be the cobbles."

And that joke is a satire on the state of road repairs in the country or something like that. I don't know, I was young, I didn't really get that joke.

The news story that brought all of that back was one of a woman who was caught masturbating on the back of a motorcycle. If she didn't want to get caught she should've asked the guy driving it to speed up.

But reading on it turns out the bike wasn't even moving. I mean the motorcycle, I'm not judging. She was found sat on the motorcycle parked in a garage. That's a shame, or when someone asked her, "What's the fastest wank you've ever had?" She could've said, "About 70mph."

According to one report a witness called police upon returning to her home because "a half naked female was sitting backwards" on a motorcycle in the garage next door and was was seen to be "naked from the waist down and masturbating". I can't pass judgement on her, I know how tempting it is to get carried away when you have something large and powerful between your legs.

When responding to police questions the lady denied masturbating on the bike, arguing that she had only been "smoking cigarettes and drinking some beers".

She she'd finished when they got there then.

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