31/05/2015

[Radio Podcast] Worst Holidays and Rita Ora

Last one of the month. In this show we talked about the worst holiday memories you have, and caravans obviously get a mention. And Rita Ora had been talking sex, Larry was listening.

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24/05/2015

[Radio Podcast] Plastic Surgeried and Mr Wright

In this show we talked about the things on your body you would like to have plastic surgeried, Mark Wright's wedding and much more.

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[Radio Podcast] Play Your Hot Stuff Right

In this show we needed a new quiz and the public spoke, plus the Kent earthquake and Justin Bieber's undies, again.

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22/05/2015

News500 - Is Spitting Tasteless [Video]

Here's another News500, a topical comedy show on the web. This time we hear about the perils of food made by people who don't like you, the story of a bad teacher in Japan and much more of the latest news.



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SomeNews on Fubar: Episode 14 - Twins and Chimeras [Listen]

The SomeNews project has a new arm, the radio show broadcast on Fubar Radio every Monday from 10am till 1pm, where we look at the news, from the big stories to the silly items that shouldn't even trouble the tabloid pages. And now those shows are available as a podcast. You can get them on the SomeNews iTunes page or use the SomeNews RSS feed to subscribe.

Here's episode 14. We walk twins and chimeras, the best sausage you can get, human meat and green chicken.




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News500 - Can the real Princess Charlotte stand-up [Video]

Here's another News500, a topical comedy show on the web. This time we hear about the namesake of the new royal baby along with the latest news.



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19/05/2015

W*nker Found On London Underground

Filed under "rude but hardly surprising" we find this news from the Express...

"COMMUTERS were exposed to a sickening London Tube journey when a man was started pleasuring himself in full view of passengers."

Anyone who uses the Tube must read that and think, "How is he getting enough room to be moving his arm like that? Whenever I'm on there it's so packed I have to stick the pen up my nose to do the Evening Standard su doku."

"CCTV of the man was released by the British Transport Police."

Cheers. I've already got the Internet, I could've found that kind of material if I wanted it.

"Police are investigating the obscene incident in which they described a man 'touching himself inappropriately' on the last carriage of the Northern Line train."

Pervert! The Northern Line? Surely the right line for that is the Metropolitan Line.

"He is believed to have embarked on the one-minute journey between Embankment and Waterloo."

One-minute. LOL

But the best line from the story is this...

"Following an appeal British Transport Police said a man had come forward."

I didn't think you could do it in any other direction.

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17/05/2015

[Radio Podcast] Eating Solo and Strangest Things At Work

In this show we talk about the odd thing you have see as part of your job, Australia being in the Eurovision Contest, ways to survive dining alone and Geri Halliwell.

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Stone Roses to Silver Spoons

There are certainly things that let you know you're old. Hearing Steve Wright In The Afternoon call a song by Pulp a "golden oldie". When your earnings get better but your back ache gets worse and you hit the point where if you drop something you think about buying a new one instead of bending to pick it up. And, of course, mirrors.

Now added to that list is this. "Stone Roses hero Mani collects antique silver cutlery". The icons I once rocked out to are now enjoying the kind of things your gran would buy in a gift shop.

I remember the days when rock stars would collect spoons but to go with their collection of cigarette lighters and heroin they'd been working on.

A source revealed Mani turned to fine culture after the birth of his twin sons two years ago, saying, "He's the absolute doting dad and their arrival completely turned his head about how life should be lived." That's OK then, he's gone soft because he wants a better world for his kids - that I can understand, but why he thinks spoons are the thing his kids will need I'll never fathom.

Don't get me wrong, I live by the motto "you can never have enough teaspoons" – when I listen to Alanis Morissette singing, "It's like 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife" I think, "Brilliant. You can go for ages without doing the washing up and still have a cuppa." Mani's fine diningware is too posh to use though. That's pointless. Things in the kitchen should be used. The only thing that should remain solely for show in a kitchen is the blender, after that first use you get out of it.

I think I know what happened. Mani had a hard life, used his musical talent to make some money and wanted his children to have the best start, and he heard about all those posh kids born with a silver spoon in their mouths. I just hope the midwife stopped him before he got in there.

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15/05/2015

News500 - UK Election Results in First [Video]

Here's another News500, a topical comedy show on the web. This time we hear about the UK election results, Bud-Lite, commuter delays and World Naked Gardening Day.



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SomeNews on Fubar: Episode 13 - Totally Stoked [Listen]

The SomeNews project has a new arm, the radio show broadcast on Fubar Radio every Monday from 10am till 1pm, where we look at the news, from the big stories to the silly items that shouldn't even trouble the tabloid pages. And now those shows are available as a podcast. You can get them on the SomeNews iTunes page or use the SomeNews RSS feed to subscribe.

Here's episode 13. We walk monkeys, ISIS sheep, baby names and much more.




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13/05/2015

[Radio Podcast] Who'd Play You and Celeb Embarrassment

In this show we talk about the times you have made a right dock of yourself in front of a celebrity, we hear about one of the Kardashians and her bum with @LarryEnts, and we ask who you would want playing you in the film of your life.

Here's the podcast of it for you to download/listen. (Originally broadcast on Sunday 19th of May 2015.)




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04/05/2015

[Radio Podcast] Royal Baby Charlotte and Labouring

In this show we talk about the new royal baby's name Princess Charlotte Elizabeth Diana, and we see what you could do during the few hours of Labour it takes to push out a royal. Larry joins in with more baby news.

Here's the podcast of it for you to download/listen. (Originally broadcast on Monday 4th of May 2015.)




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03/05/2015

[Radio Podcast] Royal Baby 2 and Newscrashing

In this show we talk about the new royal baby, the times when people crash into news reporting, the cures for snoring and the Frozen bra.

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01/05/2015

[Radio Podcast] Over-Priced Things and David Beckham

In this show we talk about things that are over-priced, Christine Bleakely's residence, David Beckham's granddad chic and hot milkshakes.

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