Breasts Too Large For Crime

A bikini model in Japan has been cleared of property destruction after an appeal court heard that her large breasts meant she couldn't have committed the crime.

Of course her breasts meant she couldn't be a criminal. They also mean she can't open doors for herself, lift things, or cook. Or at least she's never needed to.

Serena Kozakura was convicted in 2007 of kicking a hole in a man's door and crawling inside, supposedly because she was angry that he was with another woman.

But, in her defence, her counsel asked the court to compare the size of the hole in the door with Kozakura's 110cm bust.

The jury spent three days considering the evidence.