15/06/2021

What Lockdown Book Would You Write? [Podcast]

Steve N Allen is back on the radio weekdays from 4pm.

Here are edited bits of a recent show. In this show we look at the books you could have written in lockdown, the latest on Beniffer and the story of a mouse that ate a human eye.

Here is the podcast of it for you to download/listen. (Originally broadcast on Tuesday 15th of June 2021.)




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11/06/2021

This Solves eScooters [Podcast]

Steve N Allen is back on the radio weekdays from 4pm.

Here are edited bits of a recent show. In this show we solve the problem of eScooters in the UK, find out that you shouldn't trust Holly Willoughby and the broadcast is interupted by aliens, again.

Here is the podcast of it for you to download/listen. (Originally broadcast on Friday 11th of June 2021.)




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08/06/2021

Is Lilibet A Good Name [Podcast]

Steve N Allen is back on the radio weekdays from 4pm.

Here are edited bits of a recent show. It covers the problems with sheds, the Cruella sequel and the name Lilibet inspires.

Here is the podcast of it for you to download/listen. (Originally broadcast on Monday 7th of June 2021.)




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07/06/2021

When Seagull Attack & Human Echolocation [Podcast]

Post-pando, there is a return of Steve N Allen to the radio and thinks haven't got more sensible in the meantime.

Here are edited bits of a recent show. It covers animals attacking at the G7, ways to learn how to see as well as a bat and more.

Here is the podcast of it for you to download/listen. (Originally broadcast on Friday 4th of June 2021.)




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It's Time To Stockpile Cat Food

These tail-end days of the lockdown are annoying. We spend our time upset about where we can go maskless and how many strangers we can meet in the park of an evening. In many ways I preferred the first lockdown.

There was a thrill to the unknown. How would we cope with isolation? Did we have enough toilet roll? Why does Joe Wicks sound like that?

We stockpiled tinned foods like they were going out of fashion and most of it tasted terrible. I don’t know why anyone wants to tin peaches but the result looks like a medical experiment.

Therefore it is over a year too late to read the news story of a couple who were enjoying an “absolutely gorgeous pâté” only to find out it was cat food.

The couple, Donald and Margaret Lincoln, thought the ‘pâté’ was lovely. I’m sure the selection of flavours appealed too. Was it tuna, beef and mouse? They had it on baked bread and messaged their daughter to say how nice it was.

The daughter, Angela, who had done the shopping, didn’t remember buying any tinned pâté. They worked out what must have happened. Meanwhile the cat was probably eating a tin of peaches thinking the owners were trying to poison it.

The really strange thing is that no one noticed the cat on the packaging. Or if they did they must have thought it was cat flavoured. I’m not sure which would be worse.

Thankfully it has no ill effects and the couple are in good health, they’ve had their flee drops and in their next pâté there’ll be a worming tablet crushed.

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04/06/2021

Nice Words & Things You Can't Do [Podcast]

I'm back doing some radio again, so why not put some of the random things that happen on the show into a podcast? That's the question I didn't think of an answer to quickly enough. In this show we look at the words you enjoy saying and the things you can't do that everyone else can. There is also a riddle or two in there but I don't think they ever get solved.

Here is the podcast of it for you to download/listen. (Originally broadcast on Thursday 3rd of June 2021.)




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