Fifty Shades Causes Handcuff Trouble

Fire fighters have noticed a problem that's been caused by people reading EL James' Fifty Shades of Grey. And straight away you assume it's all those people who have been so angry about how badly written the books were who have gone out, burnt their copy and that's caused a...

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Cameron's Porn Block Plans - Topical Stand-Up [Video]

Every week, Mr Steve N Allen's SomeNews goes live in Southbank, London, at The Monday Night News Show. Below is a short video from this week's show. In this video we talk about David Cameron's plan to block porn access in every home. Have a look... Watch on YouTube or...

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NHS Boob-Job Woman Sues

Josie Cunningham's back in the news. She's the woman who got on the front pages after she was given a boob job on the NHS. That's the country we live in now, it's front page news when someone gets any kind of job. She wanted to be a glamour model and at an expense of £4,800...

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[Radio Minipodcast] 22nd July 2013 - Royal Baby & Childhood Warnings

I covered a radio show, and if you missed it (or even if you didn't) here are some of the bits from it. It was broadcast on Monday 22nd July 2013. In the minipodcast the got the news about Kate going into labour so we were all very excited about the #royalbaby, and we talk...

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Woman Take Horse to McDonalds

Up in Manchester, a woman was told that she couldn't take her horse round the McDonald's drive-thru. That's a shame as it was the only modern day practical use for someone with jousting skills. So the woman took her horse into the actual McDonald's restaurant because she couldn't...

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[Radio Minipodcast] 19th July 2013 - Sweating & Hated Foods

I got to cover a radio show today. If you missed it (or even if you didn't) here are some of the bits from it. It was broadcast on Friday 19th July 2013. In the minipodcast we talk about how much the heatwave is making us sweat, and which foods you'd leave the room to avoid. And...

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[Radio Minipodcast] 18th July 2013 - Correcting The Sexism In Golf & Beach Nudity

I done a radio. If you missed it (or even if you didn't) here are some of the bits from it. It was broadcast on Thursday 18th July 2013. In the minipodcast we talk about the men-only golf clubs and what we get up to on beaches while on holiday. And to keep your eyes busy...

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Daily Mail Sex Tips

Don't you just love the Daily Mail? It'll complain about dirty old men perving after young women, moan about young pop stars sexualising our youth and complain about the objectification of women in the media. And on its website it's none-stop bikini shots of celebs. So, anyway,...

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[Radio Minipodcast] 17th July 2013 - Staying Cool In Heatwaves

I covered another radio show, and if you missed it (or even if you didn't) here are some of the bits from it. It was broadcast on Wednesday 17th July 2013. In the minipodcast we talk about how to stay cool in the heatwave. To find more radio show minipodcasts see here. ...

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Liam Gallagher In Love-Child Trouble

Recently I heard in the news that there was some famous rock star who has been accused of having a love child. I heard that and thought, "Oooooh, this is exciting. I wonder who it is. I love a bit of gossip. I can't wait to find out who it is." Then today in the papers...

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Cameron Gets Wrong IDS, G4S Get Wrong Prisoner and The Wrong Steve - Topical Stand-Up [Video]

Every week, Mr Steve N Allen's SomeNews goes live in Southbank, London, at The Monday Night News Show. Below is a short video from this week's show. In this video we talk about David Cameron tweeting the wrong IDS, the person who pretended to be Steve on twitter for 2 years,...

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[Radio Minipodcast] 16th July 2013 - Comedy Gig Plug & Fails

I covered another radio show, and if you missed it (or even if you didn't) here are some of the bits from it. It was broadcast on Tuesday 16th July 2013. In the minipodcast we celebrate failure and mistakes, and we plug a comedy show with the most nepotism ever. And look,...

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Where Does Pasta Come From

I saw a headline that read: "95.1% of Brits don't know where pasta came from" And I thought, "LOL. Divs. It comes from the shops." But that's not what they mean. Just over 19 out of 20 get the country of origin of pasta wrong. "How they can be so dumb?" you may ask. "Can't...

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[Radio Minipodcast] 15th July 2013 - Mistaken Identity & Kissing Dogs

I covered another radio show, and if you missed it (or even if you didn't) here are some of the bits from it. It was broadcast on Monday 15th July 2013. In the minipodcast we talk about cases of mistaken identity and the story of a dog that came back to life. To find more...

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Podcast 49 - Tour de France, NSA Snooping & Royal Baby

It's the SomeNews Podcast, episode 49. In this podcast: Urine Splash at Tour de France (starts 01:45) Edward Snowden (starts 05:13) Royal Baby (starts 09:06) Interview Questions (starts 12:39) More Options   Subscribe on iTunes Download the mp3 or ogg Download...

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Man Has Sex with Lilo

Best headline I saw today was: "Man has sex with lilo" I remembered that Lilo is the nickname for Lindsay Lohan but realised that can't be the story. There's no way "Man has sex with Lindsay Lohan" is newsworthy, or E! Entertainment would be running that headline so often...

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London's Going Underground

There are new plans to put part of the South and North Circular underground. Hopefully not the bit near Wimbledon or those Wombles will be roadkill. A report commissioned by the Mayor has concluded that large stretches of London's main orbital road should be put into tunnels...

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Sex And The City Cures Crabs

You'll meet many people who go on about how people these days don't read enough books, and that they spend too long watching TV. The assumption in there is that books are good for you and TV is bad for you. Well, since when did books fix up your genitals? Yes, a new study...

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Agonise Podcast: Why Do Men Run a Mile?

In the Agonise podcast Mr Steve N Allen and Ria Lina look at letters sent into newspapers' problem pages and give a more honest answer than any agony aunt could. In this episode we help a woman who’s looking for Mr. "Right" but only finds Mr. "Right, I'd Better Be Going. Please...

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