07/11/2024

Korean Soldiers Kept Busy Online

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There’s worrying news that North Korean soldiers are fighting for Russia but thankfully they may have their hands full. The Koreans are hooked on porn after being given unfettered internet access for the first time.

It’s understandable. We got dial up internet when I was in my teens, so it was a hell of a time. It wasn’t all MSM messenger and Geocities sites back in the day.

These are people who live in a country where they don’t have access to adult sites. In 2015 the country introduced sweeping bans on the world's largest porn sites like PornHub, YouPorn and for some people, Age UK.

These soldiers are then sent to war where they get all of the internet. They’d be innocently Googling for some war related stuff like “massive bazookas” and the next thing you know the afternoon’s gone.

It does offer an interesting battlefront. With the election of Donald Trump and the fears that he could do as he promised and end the war in Ukraine but by saying, “Here you go, Putin,” Europe may need to find a way to offer support.

If we know that some of the troops are hooked on porn let’s offer them even more to keep them out of action. Ladies, don’t worry about sending arms, you should be sending something near your arms but not quite.

The more T&A we can fill the internet with the more you’re helping to defeat Putin’s invasions. The West needs you to post those nudes. It will help keep us safe.

It might not actually help at all but that is a risk I am willing to take.

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