24/03/2025

WWTFD - What Would The French Do?

The French have issued what they are calling a “survival manual”, which I thought was the name of their president. You can see how an idiot would get those mixed up. It’s a 20-page booklet that outlines a range of safety measures people should take in event of both military...
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19/03/2025

Police Tell You To Start Gardening

I like it when I can do a post that gives useful advice and this might be as close as I get. Are you worried about crime? Do you fear having your home broken into? Well, a police force has issued some advice that I thought I'd pass on. Do some gardening. That's what you...
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18/03/2025

AI Turns on Its Master - Grok v Elon

There’s a new battle in town – Elon Musk v AI. For ages now we have worried that AI – artificial intelligence – would turn against its masters. If the computers rise up against us, would we stand a chance? The computers would know my internet search history so I’d be taken...
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10/03/2025

Starmer to Ban Latin?

Tony Blair once said his priorities when he was Prime Minister would be, “education, education, education.” That’s cheating. If you list it three times and then go on to sort out education you get to tick three things off your to do list. I’m not that stupid, even...
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