01/03/2008

Pete Doherty Is A Hero

Pete Doherty was named Hero Of The Year at the NME awards.

Who was voting for this, Columbian farmers?

Back in the day when he had managed to pull Kate Moss and was punching well above his weight, he may have been a bit of a hero, but now, hmm?

I wish I was there to see the moment the Hero Of The Year was announced. They open the envelope and they say, "It's Pete Doherty."

And at the back of the room Batman stands up, throws down his napkin and storms out, shouting, "This is bull****!"

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