Amy Winehouse's Lump

Amy Winehouse has a new look. I call it, "60's retro bruised".

She's got a massive lump on her face. As you can see there's a lump in her cheek that isn't normally there. It could be food. By the look of her she's forgotten how to chew.

In the newspaper doctor Hilary Jones said: "I think the most likely explanation is a direct blow, either accidental or deliberate. A skin complaint wouldn't cause swelling."

So someone could've hit her. I see what's happened here. She's come out of rehab saying, "I'll tell you what I need: smack!"

And someone has obliged.


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