Man And Henry Vacuum Have Romp

A builder working at Great Ormond Street Children's Hospital has reportedly been sacked, after he was caught pleasuring himself with a vacuum cleaner in the canteen.

So many questions, such little time.

OK, firstly, how dirty had his thingy got that he had to get the vacuum on it?

And why the canteen? Had his foreman said, "'Ere, pop down to the canteen and get me a jumbo sausage."

The man was allegedly discovered naked, on his hands and knees, with his rude bits in the business end of a smiling Henry vacuum cleaner.

And now we know why Henry smiles so much. The little slut.



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