29/08/2011

Gaddafi Home Invasion

Anti-Gaddafi forces have said they are preparing to enter the former leader's home town of Sirte for the final big battle to gain full control of Libya.

So they think he's gone back home? We've all had to do that in the past. Your new job didn't work out, so you have to move back in with your folks.

Gaddafi will be there, sleeping in his old single bed, with the Fireman Sam duvet, and when he goes down for breakfast in the morning his mum will be saying, "Never mind dear, I' sure there will be other countries to be the dictator of."

Sirte is considered Colonel Muammar Gaddafi's last stronghold.

Yep, he's still liked in his home town. So he's doing better than Ringo Starr these days.

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