People often regurgitate the received wisdom that reading books is good for you while watching TV is bad. So instead of watching a documentary on BBC 4 and let my mind turn to mush I was all set to engage my higher functions and read the literary work of the former X Factor judge. Sadly, it is not to be.
It's probably because of the drugs scandal. Yes, that must be it, because no one seemed to mind the sex tape scandal at all. And now we are robbed of the book she had ready for us.
Have a listen to see what we are missing out on.