Woman Ages 50 Years In Days

aged 50 years in daysThere's a story in the Telegraph today of a woman with a strange medical condition that has made her age 50 years in just a few days.

The Telegraph must be thinking, "That's one more reader!"

It's the story of a woman who lives in Vietnam, called Nguyen Thi Phuong. She is only 26 but in the space of less than a week she has aged into her 70s.

I knew that Large Hadron Collider would cause something like this. You can't break the speed of light without someone paying for it.

Experts think it's because she had an allergic reaction to seafood.

Isn't it scary that something like that could happen? A little bit of seafood and you're old. I'm worried because I had scampi in the pub on the weekend and now I'm enjoying wearing a cardigan and complaining about modern music.

Her husband, carpenter Nguyen Thanh Tuyen, says his love for his once beautiful wife has not faded. Ah, bless. That dude has a Mrs Robinson fetish.

Some have argued that the condition is lipodystrophy, a rare syndrome that causes a layer of fatty tissue beneath the surface of the skin to disintegrate while the skin itself continues to grow at a startling pace. It can change someone's whole appearance in a matter of days.

That's nothing compared to how quickly alcohol can change someone's looks. Thanks to that drug, I've gone to bed with some stunners but in the morning they've looked pig ugly.

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