27/02/2008

Pregnant Witch Drops Sprog In Tree

A pregnant woman accused of being a witch has given birth while hanging from a tree.

I feel sorry for anyone scrumping that day. "This apple's got a face, and legs, and an umbilical chord."

This is where the story gets sick. She was called Nolan Yekum and she was strung up in a noose after being found guilty of sorcery in Papua New Guinea.

She was stung up for sorcery and yet David Blain still walks free. What's up with that?

But she survived after struggling to free herself all the while giving birth to a girl, who also lived.

You ladies really can multi-task.
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