"Madonna to release "Hard Candy" in April"
Doesn't that sound like Hard Candy is a euphemism for a very dry stool?
But it's not, it's her new album, and some are saying it could be her final album too.
That's because some people are thinking she's getting too old. Well, what's one thing all old grannies seem to eat? Hard Candy! Coincidence? (Yes - but that's how this blog works.)
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