Aniston's Eggs Going Cold

According to the paper today Jennifer Aniston has had her eggs frozen.

I bet Britney's are colder, what with having no pants on.

Jennifer did it in a bid to beat the biological clock. That means she can put off having kids. And that's a smart move, because if she has a baby soon she runs the risk Angelina Jolie adopting it. This way she wants till Angie's house is full first.

With frozen eggs the biggest threat to her having kids isn't her age, it's global warming.



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