Justin Bieber's Flashlight of Love

Justin Bieber has a crafty little trick, he takes a torch with him into nightclubs. Can I just say, this is a great idea. I want to do this. It's so dark in there that a torch would really help. I could also use some earplugs, or even better, not go at all.

But the Bieber isn't using his torch to help his failing eyesight and impatience with nightclubs like I'd do, he uses it to spot sexy ladies. How idle! He's a man who has women throwing themselves at him and he can't even be bothered to squint. Put some effort in man!

I suppose, if you're so famous that women come up and whip their tops off you wouldn't want to miss it due to poor lighting. And that's why they call it a flashlight.

He uses the torch to pick out girls he likes. It's not without its down-side. If you shine a light near some of the women who like Bieber they end up chasing where the light shines on the wall like a massive cat.

The insider said: "Justin gets mobbed wherever he goes so his new thing is to use a flashlight to look for ladies. He shines it around so girls look up and then if he likes the look of them he leaves the light on them. His minders and friends then know who he wants and go and ask if they want to join Justin in the VIP section of clubs and bars."

What JB has really done is solve the age-old problem of getting off with someone in a nightclub, the lights come on, and find out you've pulled a two-bagger. He solved it. He's like the Einstein of pulling.

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