Man Sacked For Prostitute Order

What perks do you get at work? Free tea and coffee? Where I work at one of my jobs we have to pay for our own flippin' coffee. So we just nick the pens? But there's a story in the news of a man who expected a little extra.

Neil Jorgensen, from Iowa, had been given a gift certificate and free night's stay at the Riverside Casino and Golf Resort, rewarding him for one year working for the owners.

That's nice. He gets to sink one into a well-used hole. Nothing wrong there.

But he took the hospitality too far when he returned to his room and called hotel management about hiring a prostitute.

Trying to sink one into a well-used, well, you get the idea.

And he got sacked over this. I know, who would've thought.

He's now suing the firm for unemployment benefits, stating: "The advertisement is that it's just like Las Vegas, so I thought I was in Las Vegas."

Never take that man to a Thai restaurant!