The Renee Zellweger Thinometer

The Oscars provide us with one of our favourite pastimes, the "Renee Zellweger Thinometer".

Each year we get a new picture of Zellweger at the Oscars, and we get to see how thin she is.

Clearly she'll never be fattened up like Bridget Jones, obviously she only thinks British women should be that large, and cheers for that.

But she has reached a new level of thin. She's at the stage where her legs are so thin in a good breeze you can hear a whistling noise.

Maybe she was just planning ahead. If the writers' strike was still on and they'd formed a picket line she'd be so thin she should slip though even the smallest of cracks. So go Renee!



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