08/10/2011

Dog-Poo-Man

Dog Poo ManA new superhero has emerged in the Czech Republic, to wage war on dog owners who don't clear up their pets' mess.

Hmm. OK, it's a nice idea, but I don't think I'd pay to watch the film.

Friend: "How was that new film you went to see?"
Steve: "Poo-Man? Erm, it was very... poo-related. Which made the love story sub plot a bit kinky."
Friend: "Oh. I bet you regret paying extra to see it in 3D."

This caped crusader, with his tights, helmet and a mask to protect his secret identity, patrols the parks of Prague. If someone's dog drops a log and the owner doesn't pick it up, he picks it up for them... and then rubs it on their backs.

You wouldn't see Batman doing that. Although he'd probably have a proper pooper-scooper in that belt of his.

The self-styled super hero says: "I am SuperVaclav, and I have decided to take action against the indifference and hypocrisy in society."

Hi posted a video on his website. I've seen it and he's not really a super hero because real super heroes have nemeses. He needs an arch villain who he can battle. And what would this guy's nemesis be? Someone who goes round feeding laxatives to dogs.



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