18/10/2011

Prime Minister Who?

The Prime Minister, David Cameron, was on the Tube, tried to speak to a woman and was shocked that she didn't know who he was.

In the defence of Sanyogita Mayer, if I were sat on the Jubilee line and I saw Cameron I'd think, "Wow! That guy looks just like David Cameron". But I wouldn't think it was actually him. Why would the PM be on the Tube like the rest of us plebs? The only reason someone that posh gets that far underground is to check on his wine cellar.

Why would the PM be on the Tube? I'm sure he has people to Tube for him.

Mrs Mayer said: "We were on our way to go shopping. This man got on at Westminster and came past me and said, 'Is it your baby?' I said, 'yes', and he said, 'Your baby is really beautiful.'"

Didn't recognise him? He's lucky she didn't mace him. Get away from my baby, weirdo!

I don't care who you are, you don't talk to strangers on the Tube. It's the rule. In fact there's only one type of person who talks to strangers on the Tube, and that's the person who gets on an begs, "I'm sorry to bother you ladies and gentlemen but I'm trying to raise enough money to get into a hostel for the night."

Is that what this country has come to? Our PM has to get on public transport and say, "I'm sorry to bother you ladies and gentlemen but I'm just trying to raise enough money to get out of this debt crisis..."

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