13/03/2013

Women Lie Online

lies we tell onlineA new survey says that woman lie more than men on their online profiles. Or men lie more than women in surveys.

According to the survey women put fake statuses up on Facebook or Twitter a lot to make their lives appear more exciting. When we see that you’re on Facebook and Twitter all day, we know how exciting your life is.

Here’s a quote from the newspaper: "Researchers found that at least one in four women exaggerated or distorted what they are doing on social media once a month."

Once a month? I see what’s going on here. It’s during the ladies’ time of the month when they lie. They probably believe the adverts and tell Facebook they’ve been rollerblading and skydiving so they don’t look odd.

The survey of 2000 women found they mostly pretended to be out on the town, when in fact they are home alone. These will be the same people who, when they go out, leave a light on so it looks like they’re in. Make your mind up.

The most common reasons given by women for these lies included jealousy at seeing other people’s more exciting posts. Yes, but they’re probably lying too. No wonder pubs are closing, everyone’s sat at home saying they’re having a great social life.

What did we expect though? Do you think everything on Facebook is true? Do you think that Grumpy Cat really says all those nasty things? I heard he’s actually a really affable cat, he just has that look.

It’s terrible. Tut, ladies, tut. You wouldn’t catch me lying online. No, I really mean you’ll never catch me, I go by the username JasonManford_01.

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