Postman Pees On Doorstep

An Exeter postman has been caught urinating on a couple's doorstep. That's disgusting but my postman is so bad he'd probably put a card through my letterbox and urinate on my neighbours' doorstep. The newspaper said that he will face "internal disciplinary measures" for his...

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Woman Glues Mouth Shut

I was recently reminded of the word schadenfreude, n. enjoyment obtained from the troubles of others. It was on the TV show Child Genius. One of the kids had to spell it as part of a competition and she got it wrong. LOL. If you enjoy the troubles of others you'll like the...

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[Radio Minipodcast] 27th June 2013 - Scary Animals and Parents

I covered another radio show, and if you missed it (or even if you didn't) here are some of the bits from it. It was broadcast on Wednesday 26th June 2013. In the minipodcast we talk about times when you have been scared by an animals and the fact you can blame your parents...

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Sofa King Weird

Maybe you once had to call a reupholsterer round to take a look at your furniture. Maybe they had bad news for you. Maybe they said, "Hmm, that sofa's f***ed!" But if they did they didn't mean it as much as they could've done about one man's seating. US resident Gerard...

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[Radio Minipodcast] 26th June 2013 - Fat Star Wars & Gender Roles

I covered another radio show, and if you missed it (or even if you didn't) here are some of the bits from it. It was broadcast on Wednesday 26th June 2013. In the minipodcast we talk about the new Star Wars film and how the actors in it are being "forced" to do a diet. We...

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Edward Snowden - Topical Stand-Up [Video]

Every week, Mr Steve N Allen's SomeNews goes live in Southbank, London, at The Monday Night News Show. Below is a short video from this week's show. In this video we talk about the latest news on Edward Snowden and the snooping scandal. Have a look... Watch on YouTube...

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Car Wax Costs £100,000

Some people love their cars way more than is healthy. I don't find that an impressive trait in a person. In that respect I am like Shania Twain. But there's a new service for car lovers that shocks even me and Shannie. A company in Fife is offering an "Ultimate Shine" car...

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[Radio Minipodcast] 25th June 2013 - Bad Driving and Ugly People

I covered another radio show, and if you missed it (or even if you didn't) here are some of the bits from it. It was broadcast on Tuesday 25th June 2013. In the minipodcast we talk about the things that drivers do, like putting make-up on while driving, and a worrying new...

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[Radio Minipodcast] 24th June 2013 - Ghosts and Danger

I covered another radio show, and if you missed it (or even if you didn't) here are some of the bits from it. It was broadcast on Monday 24th June 2013. In the minipodcast we talk about ghosts and scary things, we look at living life on the edge, and the Super Moon. To find...

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Iron Man Robs Banks

In superhero news: A man robbed a bank wearing an Iron Man mask. The thief entered the bank in Palm Coast, Florida at about 4pm on Thursday the 20th of June 20, disguised as the Marvel superhero. Tut. No, no, no, no, no! He's bang out of order. I don't mean about the robbing,...

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Fanny On Your Irn Bru?

If there's one thing that advertising teaches us it's that sex sells. That's why with every copy of my comedy album I'm offering a free picture of my junk. I've had quite a lot of interest. Mainly from the police. But even though sex sells I'm not sure doing what Irn Bru...

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3-in-a-Bed Brits - Topical Stand-Up [Video]

Every week, Mr Steve N Allen's SomeNews goes live in Southbank, London, at The Monday Night News Show. Below is a short video from this week's show. In this video we talk about a new survey that says 25% of British people have had a threesome. Have a look... Watch on YouTube...

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Kanye Be Faithful?

The model who apparently got herself some Kanye West action has told Kim Kardashian: "He'll never be faithful." If it's not news stories about Islamic extremists it's a story about Kanye being unfaithful. Either way, people hate the West. 26-year-old Leyla Ghobadi was accused...

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PRISM Snooping On Us - Topical Stand-Up [Video]

Every week, Mr Steve N Allen's SomeNews goes live in Southbank, London at The Monday Night News Show. Below is a short video from this week's show. In this video we talk about America's PRISM spy programme and how it has been spying on the UK. Have a look... Watch on YouTube...

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Man Bites Off Waiter's Finger

An Australian national has been arrested in Serbia for biting off part of a waiter's finger. Wow. How long did he have to wait? I've had to wait so long I've eaten the bread rolls, but to be so hungry you start to eat the waiter is going some. The police have said it all...

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[Radio Minipodcast] 8th June 2013 - Snooping, Embarrassing & More

I covered another radio show, and if you missed it (or even if you didn't) here are some of the bits from it. It was broadcast on Saturday 8th June 2013. In the minipodcast we talk about the Government snooping, BBQs and embarrassing things you've done in public. To find...

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UK Spies On Our Google & Facebook

The Guardian tells us more about its snooping scandal. It's a tricky one. Some people have the attitude of, "Well, if you don't have anything to hide then you shouldn't really mind." Hmm, I'm not hiding anything in my pants but I don't really want everyone having a look in...

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Michael Douglas's Oral Claims - Topical Stand-Up [Video]

Every week, Mr Steve N Allen's SomeNews goes live in Southbank, London at The Monday Night News Show. Below is a short video from this week's show. In this video we talk about Michael Douglas and his claims that oral sex caused his cancer. We also find a solution to that...

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Cancer From Oral, Says Michael Douglas

Michael Douglas has said he got throat cancer from performing cunnilingus. Sounds like he got his excuses sorted out from now on. Clever man. If you stop receiving you should stop giving. It's like the sex version of Christmas cards. I'm worried. If people think cunnilingus...

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Cameron Holidays and EDL - Topical Stand-Up [Video]

Every week at The Monday Night News Show in London SomeNews.co.uk goes live. Below is a short video from this week's show. In it we talk about the coverage of the holiday the Camerons went on, and the issue the EDF had with the EDL. Have a look... Watch on YouTube or download...

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Bucket List Sends Women To Jail

Two women in America ended up in prison because of their bucket lists. Just to clarify, a "bucket list" is the new name of things to do before you die. It sounds more like the kind of thing Frankie Cocozza would have tattooed on his bottom if he only dated MILFs. One of the...

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