24/08/2010

Woman Goes Bananas

My favourite story of the day has to be that of Fran Dando. She is a 21-year-old mum from Hastings and she has an irrational fear of bananas.

The newspapers presented this story like it's shocking but you see loads of kids these days who look like they would run a mile if you put fruit or veg near them.

Well, walk a mile. Well, walk to the nearest McDonald's.

I like this story because having a fear of bananas means, if she was in a bank when it was robbed, she'd be the only one who poos her pants when she finds out that it's NOT a real gun.

It started when Fran was seven and her brother hid a banana in her bed. She said: "I felt this horrible slimy thing. It frightened the life out of me.

So she doesn't like things that are about 6 inches long, slimy and in her bed. How did she become a mum?

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P.S. If you're reading this Fran, this is for you.

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