I don't really like football, but I do like affairs, so I read on.
I don't think Abbey should be too upset if he was unfaithful. He's Peter Crouch. If he went down on a woman he'd still be three feet above her clunge.
According to the News of the World, the footballer paid £800 to sleep with 19-year-old escort Monica Mint after meeting her at a nightclub.
Monica said, "I can't believe he paid for sex with someone like me when he has a gorgeous woman like her at home."
I think Peter has always fancied a bit of Spanish action. He stopped calling his missus Abbey. Now he calls her Santander.
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