12/08/2013

Kelly's Danny Sext A Sugababe

Everyone seems shocked that Danny Cipriani did the unbelievable, he cheated on Kelly Brook. Why would you do that? It's like they say, why would you go out for a burger when you have steak at home? But the trouble with having steak at home is that you have to put a lot of effort into getting it ready. When you go out for a burger, it's right there on a plate.

And sometimes, even when you spend ages getting the steak ready, it can seem a little dry.

The latest rumour is that Danny sent lewd texts to Amelle Berrabah from the Sugababes while still dating Kelly Brook. This is what's wrong with the modern world. This would never have happened in the old days. With the original Sugababes no one would sext them.

Looking at the timeline Danny had a two-month fling with the Sugababe earlier this year, but he didn't stop the flirting when he rekindling his relationship with Kelly in February. And they say men can't multitask.

A source said Kelly was "humiliated" after discovering Danny was not only cheating with random strangers, but also celeb mates in their showbiz circles. Yeah, because having sex with strangers is totally understandable, he plays sport after all, but other celebs? Tut Danny, tut.

The problem is, men like him don't know which side their bread's buttered on. Which is a shame because they could stay at home and have a nice steak sandwich.

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