28/09/2014

[Radio Podcast] Misplaced Missives of Brooks Newmark and Jason Orange

In this show we feel sorry for Brooks Newmark for his direct messaging issues, Larry is upset about Jason Orange, sorry ladies, George Clooney is married and that doesn't affect you at all, and there's some extra content at the end of the podcast that didn't make it into the...
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25/09/2014

[Radio Podcast] Recent Nostalgia and Triple-Chested Lady

I covered a drivetime show where the iPhone 6 and all its troubles made us long for the iPhone 5 and other recent nostalgia. The woman in the news with three breasts is a hoax and we got to the bottom of it. And I took over all the radio stations. It was bound to happen. Here's...
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24/09/2014

Do You Want A Cuddle

There's a new app called Cuddlr that's perfect for you if you like being hugged by strangers, and why not, I'm sure that means you're totally emotionally normal. It's a location-based social-meeting smartphone app just for cuddling. It's a great way to tell people you don't...
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Leaked Nude Selfies - [Video]

The SomeNews Live Show is back. The summer break (break? It was Edinburgh) is over and it's time to get back to the business of weekly topical comedy shows. This week we look at the leaked celebrity nude selfies, aka The Fappening, aka Jennifer Lawrence's nightmare (why does...
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23/09/2014

Why Are You So Sad?

A new study has found that women spend 10 days a year in a grumpy mood. And after that first 10 days they asked the guy doing the study to stop following them round and then they cheered up? It's actually the equivalent of 10 days broken up throughout the year, which in many...
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21/09/2014

[Radio Podcast] People's Tell-tale Signs and Kanye's Wheelchair Problem

In this one we hear what happened when Kanye met someone who Kanye stand up, we look at the things that you can use to tell a lot about someone with, and we get my Estonia travel diary. Here's the podcast of it for you to download/listen. (Originally broadcast on Sunday 21st...
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Overweight Cops

The police in the UK are often accused of not sufficiently connecting with the community they are tasked to protect. Money is spent on outreach programs to help the people who make up our society feel like they are policed by people who have something in common with the masses. So...
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16/09/2014

[Radio Podcast] Customer Complaints and Beyonce's Baby

In this show we find out where all shops are going wrong, we see if Beyonce is pregnant again or not, and Caroline Flack comes in for some...erm... flack. Here's the podcast of it for you to download/listen. (Originally broadcast on Sunday 14th September 2014.) Download...
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Who's The Most Hated Passenger

There's a new study into the kind of people we hate to travel on planes with. I've only just arrived in Estonia after flying here yesterday, so I read this news while worrying that I was going to get a personal mention. The second most hated passenger is the smelly one. I'm...
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12/09/2014

[Radio Podcast] Best Free Things and Earthly Desires

The final one of this run of shows, and in this one we look at the saying "the best things in life are free" and try to work out what they are. Plus we ask what's the first thing you'd do when you get back to Earth if you'd been away. Larry talks about Mick Jagger and there's...
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Would You Want A Burger That Looks Like This

Ever wanted to know what fast food looks like in hell? Me neither, but I'd guess it would look like the new black burger from Burger King. It's the perfect meal for anyone who likes food so well done it was finished cooking before you even walked into the restaurant. It has...
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11/09/2014

[Radio Podcast] The Left-Handed Show

All the topics today seemed to come from the fact that Apple's iWatch is no good for left-handed people. But we also talked about Kimberly Walsh's baby, things you can buy for 50p, and recommending hospitals. Here's the podcast of it for you to download/listen. (Originally...
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10/09/2014

Best Position for a Bad Back

I often mock researchers for working on trivial things when bigger issues remain unresolved. Recently we found that experts had found a way to make a teapot out of chocolate and someone studied if smiling makes you happy. But finally there's a piece of science that should've...
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[Radio Podcast] 50p and Scammers

We found that I was nearly scammed by someone who was pretending she needed help, we looked at what I could spend all the money I have for the rest of this week on (50p) and Katy Perry had a row. Here's the podcast of it for you to download/listen. (Originally broadcast on...
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She Did What On A Bike

There's a story in the news that reminds me of an old joke I learned when I was young. There were two nuns on a bike going down a cobbled road and one nun says, "I've never come this way before." And the other nun says, "Yes, it must be the cobbles." And that joke is a satire...
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09/09/2014

[Radio Podcast] Sayings and Royal Baby Sequel

On this show we looked at the sayings that don't work any more, the way the full moon gets to us, Larry got into a royal baby mood which we tried to stop with our royal baby coverage. Here's the podcast of it for you to download/listen. (Originally broadcast on Tuesday 9th...
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Zombie Attack

A woman in America was arrested for breaking into a home and attacking a woman resident, while claiming she was playing a "zombie game". Throw the book at her, lock her up, she's totally out of order. As if a zombie would break into a home. They're slow moving brainless creatures,...
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08/09/2014

[Radio Podcast] Ghosts and Complaints

It's a week of breakfast cover, so we have some busy shows. In this one we talked about the ghost that almost ruined a marriage and ask you about your stories. You can write your complaints in our new feature where you complain about Steve. There's more from Larry on Miley...
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What Do Men Want

Have you ever stopped to ask, what do men look for in a woman? No, neither have I, and I'm a man, so I have some skin in this game (that's probably one of the things I want to be honest). A new survey has looked at that very issue. It turns out that 40% of men don't like...
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[Radio Podcast] Flushed Pants and Items To Be Buried With

A crisis hitting the nation is the new trend of flushing your pants down the toilet, we think about what we'll be buried with and Larry talks iCloud leaked photos. Here's the podcast of it for you to download/listen. (Originally broadcast on Sunday 7th September 2014.) ...
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A Chocolate Teapots That's Useful

You know that phrase, "It's as useless as a chocolate teapot". Well, you need a new phrase now. Some scientists have made a teapot out of chocolate that actually works. It's not perfect because you can only leave the tea in it for about two minutes and you can't stir it,...
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06/09/2014

[Radio Podcast] Why Are Men Silly and Wearing Foundation

In the final show of the drivetime cover run we find out that some men do some silly things and we try to find out why, plus I have an issue with shine. And we also do requests. Here's the podcast of it for you to download/listen. (Originally broadcast on Friday 5th September...
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Sharks Are Sexist #Fact

#everydaysexism! New research has uncovered inherent sexism and no one is doing anything about it. It turns out that sharks are 'nine times more likely' to kill men than women in unprovoked attacks. These man-hating creatures have been attacking men, probably because of something...
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05/09/2014

[Radio Podcast] Flaws We Like and Self-Policing

We now have to do our own policing, Steves don't do well in a survey and we look at the flaws that people have that we actually like. And I got a coffee from a different place. Here's the podcast of it for you to download/listen. (Originally broadcast on Thursday 4th September...
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